Mask, I believe to be used by Ringo Starr

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I was at a Beatles Concert, when I believe I saw Ringo Starr take off this mask and throw it on the ground. I had the mask analyzed by an expert who worked at Big Mamma’s Burgers in Keokuck, and he confirmed that he thought it could have been .Ringo’s. He gave me a Certificate of Unauthincity say that it was his. Now, I’m not one of those people who sell worthless Lincoln Pennie’s or bent up sports cards for hundreds of even thousands of dollar….no that’s not me. All I want for this mask is a nice Mercedes like Janis Joplin sang about…the last song she recorded before her death…and I don’t want any Porches…I have too many already. (O…by the way)…this mask has a date of manufacture of the year 2000, which makes it even more valuable, cause it had to be caught in a time warp…to get to Ringo. Before I go, I think that 137,148.37 is a fair price, cause I ain’t no scammer like lot of those other people are out there. I have arrived at this figure by the price of one of the less expensive MERCEDES out there and I would appreciate the car to be silver exterior and red interior and one of those stick transmissions so I can power shift it when I take to the strip. There’s only one other thing I would trade for it…one of Dolly Parton’s garters…cause she was the ONLY celebrity who passed away. that I was truly sorrow to see go…She was great. So be first or be sorry, cause this mask ain’t gonna last long. BTW…ONE OF THE EAR STRINGS IS BROKEN, BUT IT CAN UNEASILY BE REPAIRED!